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Professor Joseph Obi Backs NI First Lady Robinson

2010-01-13T06:04:00.001-08:00

It is widely reported that the (Outrageously Controversial) Black British Politician , Joseph Chikelue Obi , has humbly asked the Wonderful People of Northern Ireland to patiently give the Embattled Robinson Family Members a decent chance to comprehensively put their very own side of the S.L.U.T (Sex . Lies . Ulster . Teenager) Scandal across.

It is Further Alleged that Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi does not believe (for one single minute) that First Lady Iris Robinson is some sort of Rabid Little Predator.

It Additionally Appears that Dr Chikelue Obi has even gone so far as to brazenly stick his neck out to warmly wish Mrs Robinson an Exceedingly Speedy Recovery.

At the time of this Exceedingly Brief Online Report , Dr Obi had Publicly Appealed for the Following Photograph to be Immediately Withdrawn from Public Circulation ; pending Independent Adjudication on the matter :

Professor Joseph Obi Unveils 2014 MEP Candidacy

2009-10-31T07:10:00.001-07:00

Wellness FM can exclusively confirm that Professor Joseph Obi will be officially contesting for a European Parliamentary (MEP) Seat in the year 2014.

Please kindly continue to eagerly visit the Official EU Candidacy Campaign Website of Dr Joseph Obi at www.obi-1.com - for further information about the Latest Political Project of Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi.

Streatham People | Showbiz Celebrity Update (2009 - Oct) | Streatham Inspirational Music Icons | Streathamite Speech Debelle Wins Top Music Prize.

2009-10-19T06:29:00.000-07:00

Streatham People Update : Streatham Girl Speech Debelle Wins The Mercury Music Prize (2009)

Streatham Online | Streatham People | Streatham Review.

Dr Joseph Obi : " Speech Debelle is Warm, Youthful and Totally Listenable.

Like all musicians worth listening to, the Highly Enigmatic Miss Debelle magnetically draws you into her very own universe . . . and ultimately makes you exceedingly glad that you boldly visited it. "

Streatham : The Online Property Revolution Finally Commences : Streatham's Top Celebrity Property Guru (Sarah Beeny) Launches 0% Commission Website !

2009-10-16T09:51:00.000-07:00

" Tepilo is an alternative way to buy and sell your home and it's free.

You maintain 100% control and pay 0% commission when you sell !

Search across the UK and get advice from me along the way. . . "

x x x Sarah x x x

Streatham Online happily understands that Streatham Serial Entrepreneur and Top Television Presenter, Miss Sarah Beeny , is soon set to make Streatham the Online Property Marketing Capital of the World . . . via the fabulous launch of her latest Internet Venture - Tepilo.com.

Despite recently giving birth to her FOURTH SON (a few days ago) - the indomitable Miss Beeny has already started enjoying Exceedingly Successful Property Sales via Tepilo.com.

The bottomline message is loud and clear , Folks : Why waste Oodles (and Oodles) of Time (plus Money) desperately trying to sell your current property , when the Outrageously-Charming (and Highly-Industrious) Miss Beeny can eclectically do it for you - For FREE !!! ??? !!!

Streatham : Labour Member of Parliament : Keith Hill : His Parliamentary Voting Legacy to Streathamites.

2009-10-05T18:07:00.000-07:00

* Keith Hill MP : Voted against a Transparent Parliament.
* Keith Hill MP : Voted for introducing ID Cards.
* Keith Hill MP : Voted against allowing Gurkha Veterans to live in the UK.
* Keith Hill MP : Voted for introducing Foundation Hospitals.
* Keith Hill MP : Voted for introducing Student Top-Up Fees.
* Keith Hill MP : Voted for Labour's (Abusive) Anti-Terrorism Laws.
* Keith Hill MP : Voted in favour of the Iraq War.
* Keith Hill MP : Voted against investigating the Iraq War.

Streatham Politics : The Keith Hill 'Gravy-Train' : Sitting Labour MP Technically Abandons Streatham.

2009-10-04T09:46:00.000-07:00

Keith Hill has been the Labour MP for Streatham since 1992.

He also served as a Junior UK Government Housing Minister and is soon due to retire at the Next General Election ; on a Lavish Multiple Pension Package plus a Highly Substantial Range of Generous Labour Government Quango Allowances.

Streatham Online is therefore exceedingly concerned to note that Mr Hill has already begun to eagerly familiarise himself with his new duties as Board Chairman of Lambeth Living - a (part-time) position which carries an Annual Basic Stipend of £10,000 plus other Fabulous Perks.

What this Technically Means is that Streatham will not have 100% Effective Parliamentary Representation right up till the Next General Election.

His appointment will additionally be seen as being politically controversial ; considering his position as a Career Labour Politician , who was hired by the (Labour-Run) Lambeth Local Government Council - to corporately direct All Lambeth Social Housing Projects . . . in a role which is supposed to be Politically Impartial.

Firebrand Streathamites are hereby ethically advised to take due note of this (Wreckless) 'Constituency Abandonment' ; most especially when appropriately casting all of their Future Political Votes.

Thank You.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Urges Mass Tory Vote.

2009-10-02T16:14:00.001-07:00

Formidable Streatham Politician , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , is said to be energetically urging All Firebrand Streathamites to decisively return Streatham Parliamentary Constituency back to the Conservatives ; at the Next General Election.

A Detailed Public Statement is due to be released shortly.

Thank You.

Streatham Online : Samantha Orabator is now the Proud Mother of a Beautiful Little Girl !

2009-10-02T14:46:00.000-07:00

Streatham Online can ethically confirm that South Londoner Samantha Orobator recently safely gave birth to a bouncing baby girl.

We would like to publicly thank all those of you who boldly supported our direct petition to His Most Grcious Excellency the Honorable President of Laos.

The Lesson is Clear : Please Stay Away from Cocaine , Heroine and other Dangerous Drugs !!!

Streatham Online | Save Samantha Orobator | Write Directly To The Lao President | Save Samantha !

2009-05-03T14:34:00.000-07:00

The best way to help Samantha Orobator is to quickly write directly to the Military President of Lao , via the following address :

HE General Choummaly Sayasone
President of Lao and Leader of the Lao People's Revolutionary Party
c/o HE Ambassador Phiane Philakone
Embassy of the Lao People’s Democratic Republic
2222 S St. NW
Washington, DC 20008
Email Address: laoembas@gmail.com
Phone: +1 (202) 328 9148 +1 (202) 667 0187
Consular Office: +1 (202) 667 0076
Fax: +1 (202) 232 1208
Website : http://www.laoembassy.com

* Click here to listen to her Tearful Mother's Plea for Mercy !

* IMPORTANT SAMANTHA UPDATE * :

* THE FOREIGN MINISTER OF LAO WILL BE VISITING LONDON (ON OFFICIAL BUSINESS) WITHIN THE NEXT 72-96 HOURS (OR SO).*

* PLEASE KINDLY ENSURE THAT MAYOR BORIS JOHNSON GRACIOUSLY REMEMBERS TO POLITELY INVITE HIM TO TEA !!! *

" Slash The British National Party ! ? ! " | Not In Our Name | Streatham Rejects Political Violence . . .

2009-04-23T16:43:00.000-07:00

Further to the Highly Unedifying Recent Media Coverage in relation to Mob-Like Taunts of 'Slash The BNP' , which shockingly occurred during the 10th Anniversary of the Brixton Nail Bomb Tragedy ; we would warmly advise that Mr Chuka Umunna urgently desists from indirectly giving the (Fascist) British National Party (BNP) so much Free Global Publicity - at almost every single public opportunity.

Streatham's other Parliamentary Candidate (Rahoul Bhansali) also proudly hails from an Ethnic Minority Background ; but you hardly ever hear Rahoul desperately hollering on about how the BNP is also consistently trying to emasculate the Living Daylights out of him too.

Professor Joseph Obi | "Michelle Obama Is Iconic."

2009-04-22T01:10:00.000-07:00

Professor Joseph Obi : "American First Lady Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama is (undoubtedly) an Iconic Political Inspiration to us all."

Professor Joseph Chikelue Revamps Official Website

2009-04-20T04:08:00.000-07:00

Celebrity Wellness Guru and Human Rights Activist Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi recently overhauled his Official Show Business Website.

Please kindly visit www.JosephChikelueObi.com for Further Information .

Web Browsers must be Flash-Enabled in order to view the Joseph Chikelue Obi Showbiz Site.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi warmly awaits your Feedback.

Enjoy !

Joseph Chikelue : "Controversy Heralds Greatness."

2009-04-20T04:01:00.000-07:00

" No one in the hallowed history of Planet Earth has ever (ever,ever) created anything great - without an awful lot of Controversy . . ."

The Rt Hon Professor Joseph Obi

Chikelue Obi | Doctor Most Defiant | Dr Survivor

2009-04-20T03:42:00.001-07:00

Here is just a teeny-weeny little update concerning what the Powers-That-Be really (really) think about GMC Opposition Leader Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) :

"The first thing which momentously strikes you about Joseph Chikelue Obi is his totally unique ability to effortlessly mingle where Angels even fear to tread.

That Guy is Fearless - Absolutely Fearless."

- Permanent Secretary , British Government , Whitehall , London

"Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is a Survivor , not a Saint "

- Tabloid Newspaper Editor , Europe.

"Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is Solid Living Proof that a Fully Qualified Medical Doctor can still be successful in countless other professional areas outside the field of Orthodox Clinical Medicine."

- University Vice Chancellor

"Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi spells very (very) serious trouble for us - He must be stopped immediately !"

-General Medical Council (GMC) Boss , London , UK

"Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi will probably go down in history as the Most Intrepid Medical Rebel of all time . . ."

- British Medical Association (BMA) Stalwart

"Joseph Chikelue Obi is simply unstoppable ; whatever anyone tries to do to him.

If you really can't handle that fact , then go take a flying leap into the Grand Canyon or someplace else"

- Seasoned International Diplomat

"At last we now have a Black British Doctor who is not afraid of holding the General Medical Council to account for all of it's racist atrocities over the past few centuries - Long live Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi"

- Ethnic Minority Leader , National Health Service (NHS)

"I simply cannot believe that you are just going to sit there smiling and let all of these Racists get away with this. Press charges against both them and the GMC , for heaven's sake. Sue them all . . . Do Something before they ruin you !!! "

- The totally embarrassed Senior Northumbria Police Officer who carefully verified all of Professor Joseph Obi 's Qualifications and gave him a clean bill of health , after a (Headline Hungry) Racist Newspaper Journalist (with very strong links to the UK Most Racist Political Party) conned him (and many others) into thinking that Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi was an UberQuack.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi : About The Guy ! ! !

2009-04-20T03:30:00.000-07:00

*About Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi

Professor Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is a Qualified Wellness Consultant and Retired Medical Doctor who has successfully passed all steps of the United States Medical Licensing Examination (USMLE) , inclusive of Step 3 (for Permanent Licensure) and the Clinical Skills Assessment (CSA).

His USMLE/FSMB ID is 0-618-064-0 and he presently still maintains Active Physician Practising Licenses in certain countries where he personally chooses to do a lot of Charitable Medical Work.

He has a fully accredited Master of Public Health (MPH) Degree and is also currently the Chief Political Strategist of a Major International Campaign to promote the ethical use of Evidence Based Alternative Medicine.

Kindly endeavour to duly visit either www.ClinicalSchool.org or www.lulu.com/obi for more details about what he is into.

Joseph Chikelue Obi : Streatham's Most Lethal Political Battleaxe Sensationally Strikes Again !

2009-04-20T03:22:00.000-07:00

Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Medicine Fights Back Campaign , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has maverickly brushed aside recent attempts to discredit him based on Politically-Sponsored News Articles.

Speaking in Belfast where he is currently enjoying a wonderful weekend , the Rt Hon Laird Provost (of RCAM) triumphantly quipped :

" When I was told that the Enemies of Alternative Medicine had recruited 5000 (Five Thousand) Bloggers to write rubbish about me 24 hours a day , ( every single day of the year ) , I said OK . . . Let's wait and see precisely what they will say . . . (Because in my view , it is a perfectly Good Military Tactic to sit back and watch them all come creeping out of the woodwork , so that I know precisely what their capabilities are).

So they came all creeping out like Vermin . . . All 5000 of them.

They Googled . They Wriggled. They Spat. They Cursed . . . and They Left.

Now , after speedreading almost everything which they have callously written ,the bottom-line is that they have sadly just wasted their time.

These Skeptics have woefully achieved nothing . . . absolutely nothing indeed . "

Naomi Campbell | SuperModel | Celebrity Health Guru | Mother of Twins ,Triplets & Quadruplets

2009-04-17T06:22:00.000-07:00

VIP Gossip Purveyors at Streatham Online are impeccably informed that our very own Fabulously Adorable Supermodel Naomi Campbell might ultimately commence formal training to become a Celebrity Health Guru - after , (of course) , she has seriously mothered a few equally beautiful Twins ,Triplets or Quadruplets and gloriously retired from the International Fashion Catwalk.

All of this will (hopefully) be in sensational addition to the long-awaited launch of her exceedingly inspirational range of Health (and Beauty) Products.

You heard it here first . . . Dr Naomi cometh !

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi publicly defends Top International SuperModel Naomi Campbell

2009-04-17T06:15:00.000-07:00

Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist, Dr Joseph Obi , has publicly defended Fellow Streathamite Supermodel Naomi Campbell over her recent brushes with the Law.

Speaking in response to countless questions posed during a recent Social Event, the irrepressible Professor Obi was widely quoted as saying :

" My tender heart sincerely goes out to Naomi during this exceedingly stressful period for her.

All those who are wickedly provoking her ought to be thoroughly ashamed of themselves ; as (in my humble opinion) , the only crime which Miss Campbell really seems to have ever committed is that of being a Highly Successful Beautiful Black Supermodel. "

Streathamites of Note . . .

2009-04-15T09:11:00.000-07:00

The only official English Heritage Blue Plaque in Central Streatham is on the childhood home of composer Sir Arnold Bax in Pendennis Road. Just within the modern boundaries of Streatham Hill, although historically it was in Norwood, there is also a blue plaque on the house in Lanercost Road where Arthur Mee the writer of Arthur Mee's Children's Encyclopedia lived.

Perhaps because of its good late night transport connections to the West End, and the availability of apartments as well as family houses, Streatham and nearby Brixton Hill have attracted entertainers to live in the area since the days of Music Hall.

There is a Streatham Society plaque to the birthplace of comedian Tommy Trinder at 54 Wellfield Road. Others with local connections include actors Roger Moore, Simon Callow, Peter Davison, Nicholas Clay and June Whitfield, saucy seaside postcard artist Donald McGill and alternative comedians Eddie Izzard, Jeremy Hardy, Paul Merton and "housewives favourite" actor Neil Pearson.

Naomi Campbell, the archetypal supermodel, went to Dunraven Comprehensive School in Streatham and lived in the nearby Norbury part of SW16.

Also from the world of fashion Sir Norman Hartnell, dressmaker to the Queen, was born in Streatham. The Dior fashion designer John Galliano spent some of his youth in Streatham before moving to nearby Dulwich.

Television property expert Sarah Beeny has lived in Streatham for many years.

Aleister Crowley, later dubbed "The Wickedest Man In the World", spent his teenage years during the 1880s in Streatham at a house opposite the present ice rink.

Drum and Bass DJ Grooverider is from Streatham as is the first Mayor of London and former head of the GLC Ken Livingstone.

Cynthia Payne is a renowned "madam" who made the headlines in the 1970s and 1980s with her brothel in Ambleside Avenue, Streatham.

Afghan warlord Zardad Khan lived in Gleneagle Road, Streatham, before his arrest in 2003. Siobhan Dowd the author lived in Abbotsford Road, Streatham (1960-1978).

Beryl Kingston, popular novelist, lived at Strathbrook Road, Streatham, from 1956 - 1980 and taught at what was then Rosa Bassett School in Welham Road, and also at Sunnyhill Primary School.

The World's Most Controversial Medical Doctor , Joseph Chikelue Obi , was also born and bred in Streatham - where he mischievously kept all of the Totally Aghast Teachers exceedingly busy indeed - at St Andrew's Roman Catholic Primary School (along Streatham's Polworth Road).

Streatham

2009-04-15T09:03:00.000-07:00

Streatham is a place in the London Borough of Lambeth in the United Kingdom .

It is an inner London suburb situated south of Brixton.

Streatham is 5.5 miles (8.8 km) south of Charing Cross.

Streatham means "the hamlet on the street". The street in question started as the Roman Road from the capital Londinium to the coast near Portslade. It is likely that the destination was a Roman port now lost to coastal erosion, which has been tentatively identified with the 'Novus Portus' mentioned in Ptolemy's Geographia.

The road is confusingly referred to as Stane Street in some sources, although it diverges from the main London-Chichester road at Kennington.

After the departure of the Romans, the main road through Streatham remained an important trackway. From the seventeenth century it was adopted as the main coach road to Croydon and East Grinstead, and then on to Newhaven and Lewes. In 1780 it then became the route of the turnpike road from London to Brighton, and subsequently became the basis for the modern A23. This road (and its traffic) have shaped Streatham's development.

Streatham's first parish church, St Leonard's, dates back to Saxon times, although only the mediaeval tower remains in the present church. The mediaeval parish covered an extensive area, including most of modern Balham and parts of Tooting.

Streatham appears in Domesday Book of 1086 as Estreham. It was held by Bec-Hellouin Abbey (in Normandy) from Richard de Tonbrige. Its domesday assets were: 2 hides and 1 virgates; 6½ ploughs, 4 acres (16,000 m2) of meadow, and herbage. It rendered £4 5s 0d.

The village remained largely unchanged until the 18th century, when the village's natural springs, known as Streatham Wells, were first celebrated for their health giving properties. The reputation of the spa, and improved turnpike roads, attracted wealthy City of London merchants and others to lay out their country residences in Streatham. Few of these large houses still remain, as the area was rapidly urbanised as London expanded.

Between the First World War and the Second World War Streatham developed as location for entertainment, with Streatham Hill Theatre (now a bingo hall), three cinemas, the Locarno ballroom (now Caesar's nightclub) and Streatham Ice Rink all adding to its reputation as "the West End of South London".

With the advent of electric tram services it also grew as a shopping centre serving a wide area to the south. In the 1930s large numbers of apartment blocks were constructed along the Main Street (High Road). These speculative developments were not initially successful. They were only filled when émigré communities began to arrive in London after leaving countries under the domination of Hitler's Germany.

In 1932 the parish church of the Holy Redeemer was built in Streatham Vale to commemorate the work of William Wilberforce

In the 1950s Streatham had the longest and busiest shopping street in south London. Streatham was the site of the first Waitrose supermarket, which opened in 1955. However a combination of factors led to a gradual decline through the 1970s and a more rapid decline in the 1980s. These included long term population movements out to Croydon, Kingston and Sutton; the growth of heavy traffic on the A23 (main road from central London to Gatwick Airport and Brighton), and a lack of redevelopment sites in the town centre. This culminated in 1990 when the closure of Pratts - a department store, which had grown from a Victorian draper's shop, and had been operated since the 1940s by the John Lewis Partnership - coincided with the opening of a large Sainsbury's supermarket 1 km south of the town centre, replacing an old, smaller Sainbury's store opposite Streatham Hill station.

More recently Sainsbury's opened a smaller 'Local' branches on the High Road and on Streatham Hill, near the site of the Streatham's first Sainsbury store (opened in 1895). The company also has offices in Streatham. Other fairly recent additions, such as Argos, are located on the site of Pratts' (see above) but the retail recovery has been slow, and vacant space has been taken by a growing number of restaurants and bars. The High Road's Woolworths store, closed late on 27 December, 2008, when the company ceased trading.Within a month, the site was occupied by a 99p Store.

Streatham is a place of contrasts, with middle class families occupying houses in leafy streets that fetch over £500,000 while there are large amounts of asylum seekers, predominantly from north and east African countries.

In September 2002, Streatham High Road was voted the "Worst Street in Britain" in a poll organised by the BBC Today programme and CABE. This largely reflected the dominance of through traffic along the High Road. On a positive note this was a catalyst for Lambeth Council and Transport for London's Street Management to start co-operating, and there is now a joint funding arrangement for ongoing streetscape improvements, although spending has been slowed because of TfL's budgetary shortfall.

Investment and regeneration had begun before the poll, with local amenity group The Streatham Society leading a successful partnership bid for funding from central government for environmental improvements. Work started in winter 2003-04 with the refurbishment of Streatham Green and repaving and relighting of the High Road. In 2005 Streatham Green won the Metropolitan Public Gardens Association 'London Spade' award for best public open space scheme in the capital.

Streatham Festival was founded in 2002. Now in its sixth year, it is a two-week festival with over 50 events held in an array of locations, from bars to churches and parks to youth centres, attracting over 3,000 people.